Now, I’m not one to listen to 30 seconds of one song by any band and automatically condemn them. So (against my better judgment) I listened to the entire discography of Brokencyde and Millionaires. Here’s my analysis: First of all, I have no problem with screaming vocals. Second of all, I have no problem with explicit lyrics or lyrics about drugs or alcohol. Honestly, that’s what makes it rock and roll in the first place… It’s the way it’s presented that I have trouble with. They don’t use clever ways to describe their sexual exploits. Someone referenced AC/DC’s “You Shook Me All Night Long.” Very good, a song that’s definitely about sex. But they do not use lyrics like “You make my pee-pee hard,” as heard in Brokencyde’s “Sex Toys.” The original article here said it best: it’s just every kind of suck all at once.

If you’re into this stuff, more power to you, but it honestly makes Hinder look like musical geniuses. I have never hated a genre of music as much as I hate this one. Not even grindcore (and let’s be honest, grindcore was pretty terrible. Good thing that died before the end of the 90s).

Okay, now I have stated this opinion in a clear, logical form. I would really like for someone to counterpoint it (intelligently. If you’re just going to say something like “Dayum! Brokencyde is fuckin legit!! dey r hardcore screamo shit!!” then please, don’t reply. Just turn on your crunkcore and walk away.