These impressive watercolor robots or CHOEBOTS by David Choe are so highly detailed that each one has its own specifications, set of skills and personalities, which are every bit as humorous as the paintings are rad. Ass napkins has to be the best super power listed.
Name: CHOEBOT :VERSION TS-UNKO HAPPY LEE
Age: 16 robot years (48,000,000,000 human years)
Sex: transsexual
Race: Korean
Weight: 2 megatons of pure dance music
Height: a little taller than the Beverly Center
Occupation: same as Denzel in Training Day
Alignment: aberrant/miscreant
Experience level: same as Denzel in Training Day
Favorite color: rape yellow
Phobia: Swing Dancing , Bette Midler, and Bats
Skills: destroys everything it touches, reverse pile driver, quivering palm, multiple orgasms, unbelievably flexible, can speak to rocks and vegetables
Special powers: Flight, Invulnerability, Invisibility, breakdancing, voice throwing and mimicking (crank calls) and mending broken hearts
Name: CHOEBOT: VERSION DATO-UNKO HAPPY LEE
(HEAVY LIQUID ARMOURED) aka K-TOWN SPECIAL
(it’s the same robot as above but armoured)
Age: 16 robot years (48,000,000,000 human years)
Sex: transsexual
Race: Korean
Weight: 13 megatons of pure dance music
Height: a little taller than the Nakatomi Plaza
Occupation: same as Denzel in Training Day
Alignment: aberrant/miscreant
Experience level: same as Denzel in Training Day
Favorite color: rape yellow
Phobia: Swing Dancing , Bette Midler, and Bats
Skills: destroys everything it touches, reverse pile driver, quivering palm, multiple orgasms, unbelievably flexible , can speak to rocks and vegetables
Special powers: Liquid swords, Sour Shoes, Ass napkins, Rhino stomp, Thunder clap, Rebel Yell, 10,000 regenerating heat seeking harsh language missiles, quadruple anal, Flight, Invulnerability, Invisibility, refrigeration, laser beams, plasma cannons, e-mail and video chat, burning forks and revolving hooks, voice throwing and mimicking (crank calls) and mending broken hearts.
Name: CHOEBOT: VERSION BBBJTCNQNS-MAD PARK
Age: 808 human years
Sex: female
Race: Korean/black/vampire
Weight: 99lbs (with silicone armor 4 tons)
Height: 5 foot 4 inches
Occupation: streetwalker
Alignment: scrupulous
Experience level: oldest professional in the oldest profession , hooking with a heart of gold
Favorite color: fuchsia
Phobia: Persians
Skills: ATM, DT, BBBJTCNQNS, BDSM, BLS, CIM, DATO, DSL, QP, FIA, GREEK, GS, MSOG, SOMF, TUMA
Special powers: the SHOCKER, breaking hearts and powerful Donkey Punch
All three of the CHOEBOTS are being made into limited edition prints which will be available for purchase no sooner then October 24th. For more information about ordering a print click here
See more of Choe’s work here
posted by: Harold Johns III
